It was a good day.

The morning piss is the best piss.

The Monkey King Journey's West

Two chained by love

Cordless phone

"So are we." - A concerned parent.

Sex in the City

The fly chuckles as he swipes the Habanero Peppers red latex condom.

Himer Sompson

If Cobblepot and Wayne switched places.

A beast from the depths of the ocean swims toward you when these words emerge from it's fishy lips, "Something unexpected please <3".

You are high on your drug of choice. What do you see?