Engie does the D.va highlight intro where he takes a pic with the explosion but instead it's just the sad remains of his precious sentry

Spy assumes his ultimate form: attack heliopter. Engie is astounded, Sully looks pleased, Med is horrified, and Scout wonders if its genetic

Oh lord what a chainbreak. Ugh.... angry... spiky man?

Medic dressed as Archimedes and Heavy dressed as the Telly Tubby lala attend a Furry con as a couple, soldier does not approve

Medic finally successfully cloned himself but forgot to order extra lab coats from Mann Co so now he is surrounded by many very naked clones

Misha Vader threateningly displays his sandvich to his son Jeremy Scoutwalker, who is unfazed because of his delight at having a lightsaber

Scout embraces his dreams of becoming a ninja and Spy questions his parenting decisions

Scout reassures his ass that it is the "finest ass a guy could ask for." It lets out a poot of love. (Take that Tracer)

Scourty excitedly asks you to please join our room, Medrick and Jerry Spy are annoyed (guess this is our cast of characters so far, eh?)

Scout happily thanks Medic for surgically elongating his nipples so he can roast marshmallows on them (fire courtesy of Pyro)

Scout's true love, rotisserie chicken, is snatched away from him by a gluttonous Heavy; Scout is heartbroken.

BLU Scout decided to just straight up bite RED Medic's finger instead of fighting him. Medic is confused