Ned Flanders: Jedi Masterino

Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement Party!

After an enlightening experience while eating at MacDonald's, Salvador Dalí realized surrealism could exist in an apolitical context.

It's a good day to die.

Waaa Cat

Tired of the harassment & embarrassment @ the hands of the Gym Coach, the boys in the shower begin chanting "NO P. E." while lathering up.

Oh the sheer delight and tears of joy I shed when I collect & save my post-nasal drip collection in a milk bottle.

Antique Slot Machine wants to be put out of it's misery.

An angry sugar cube. Something triggered it and now he wants you to come at him.

A box of "Ere's Gay-O" cereal. "That ain't milk" in yer bowl!

Ἀπόλλων, the Greek god Apollo, vomits on my nude mother, causing her uncontrollable orgasm squirt fest. I love watching my mom squirt!

The Safety Dance