Harry Potter got the golden snitch! Hell fucking yes.
You get a new message from Bilbo Baggins. It reads,"I didn't donate it's a chrome add on."
I'm so sad. Piss on me.
Ah yes. Nasa.
A delicious cake.
A puddle of piss is for sale.
A woman cries at a man's flower covered grave and declares his last words were,"Eh sexy lady."
Two black blobs with :3 faces meet each other. It is a harrowing tale of romance that begins with the word,"hey" and a <3.