My sides are in geosynchronous orbit.

Obama has aged badly!

What what, you wanna do it in my but? In my but. You wanna do it in the butt?

Hot Twi-lek chick is only stripping to pay for Jedi Academy.

Alien (from the movie alien) impales man with his long, skinny spear-dick and cums simultaneously. His friend proceeds to bang his hot qtgf.

HUMONGOUS shit sorry about the caps. Humongous dog head stares into your soul while red faced baby cries.

Slowpoke is sad because the next gen pokemon are way cooler than his faggy ass.

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A meteor hitting a flat earth.

I hate flavorless cheese. Gimme a brie or a gouda or something.

A smooth criminal with dead, dead eyes.

SCP-173 loves a man who has been cut in half and his arms are wildly disproportionate.