the batter picks up the judge who nuzzles in and purrs everywhere. the batter now has an opportunity to pitch him clear across the room.
OFF
zacherie falls off rainbow road
OFF
the batter sits before a mountain of french fries and feels obligated to eat all of them.
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DEDAN IS FURIOUS BECAUSE SOMEONE ATE HIS DORITOS
OFF
how about no
OFF
'wants to browse my wares?' an almost-nude zacharie asks the batter. batter tells him to shut the fuck up (and has his hand down his pants)
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*SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF LUNGS* ENOCH IS THE BEST CHARACTER *SCREAMS MORE* HES MY FAVORITE
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Batter is scientifically impaired
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Ninja zacharie dares you to say hes not judge one more time
OFF
the batter jumping down the chimney of the sugar factory jackass style
OFF
the off fandom is secretly viola from the witch's house
OFF
Twerk team: OFF edition
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