Kermit answers the red Powerpuffgirls phone.

The Christmas tree ollies outie. The young boy is crying because it was he's favourite tree. And now it's gone forever.

An orange poop is happy. I don't even know what "ketchard" means.

Rainbow Dash became even more lesbian and painted her mane pink

Viking Hitler wants to rule the Blue World

:33 <*ac wants to fuck your ass*

A very evil red-eyed boy dressed as an hot dog wants to kill a pile of shit with black spots.

SUPER BOOBS TO THE RESCUE!!

Someone is sleeping on a snail. The snail looks so happy about it, but she actually plains to kill that boy.

A and B are finally married. Spades are sad. In the background, there's a nuclear explosion.

HORRORTERROR

The TARDIS likes singing!