Spiderman says hello to you.

New Chain

A man with a chainsaw walks up to a tree with a boner, and chops the tree's boner off.

A rat-dolphin follows a green dog thing into the unknown.

A sticky note presents 3 options, each detailing how quickly the recipient of the note wishes to receive sexual intercourse.

A hobo in a pigeon suit stares at a bumble bee with the eyes of a man who just raped someone, and then robbed a bank.

Doodle or Die

A a naked woman reflects on her terrible, terrible life choices.

A man vomiting out a christmas tree.

A man in the forest achieves nirvana by staring at an energy drink.

You sick, sick bastard!

Random strands of color shaped like a kidney.

A twitter browsing pony-unicorn-type thing.

A pi doughnut.

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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