General Gold (Retriever Especial) leads his company towards a glorious victory in the war to end all wars.

An astronaut/ghostbuster/fireman from the future uses a nail gun to fend off hostile aliens.

Doodle or Die mascot decides to crossdress as a pretty princess.

Overly zealous fangirl babbles on about how much they love Battlestar Galactica.

Lurch wearing that green sweater Kurt Cobain used to own.

Metapod sneezing.

Stickbug decides "Today will be the day."

Baked Potato discovers that he too can be a functioning member of society.

Three fish enjoy a Thanksgiving dinner.

Fly reaper glares at you in the rear view mirror as you drive away laughing about all the flies you have murdered.

Math should have never been invented by the pagans.

Gay marriage is gay.