A pizza tree standing next to a house

Pink Gangster Rat firing it's two Heckler and Koch handguns.

A pink palmtree laughs at two spiders playing frisbee under the shining sun

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Kant and Nietzsche handling some of the toughest questions mankind has ever faced.

A Nazi Jew not happy about the gas bill ... IT'S OVER NINETHOOUUUSSAAAAAND!!

Some Americans these days think they are liberal when defending same sex marriage. You would've been liberal 30 years ago, now you're normal

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A 1991 Porsche 964 Turbo

a soccer mom goes to the shop to get her fat little kid more ice cream. that stupid hoe.

A goose with underbite rests its head on a Picasso.

Scared robot

I APPROVE OF BLACK WOMEN WITH BRUNETTE HAIR

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