carrot top in a bike, charging into battle with a woman's reproductive system.

a cow trying to convince the farmer is, indeed, a cat.

Unsure of his talents, Mister Foofoo inquires with the Court of Cute if he was worthy.

MADUSA, GO HOME. YOU ARE DRUNK AND ON FIRE. STAHP MADUSA.

One direction concert.

the soul is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

a noir painting of a murder scene.

an idiot vampire trying to do origami.

the 11th doctor, after listening to one direction.

a beat up alligator plays merrily the song of his people as a one last tribute to their river - now flowing in their blood.

music some people would call . . . Good.

a dapper zombie begins to recount his tale of drunken escapades to his fellow spooky friends.