A jar of Knights All Purpose Burger Sauce but it's actually cum...

A petri dish or mitochondria plugged into the wall.

An eyeball is looking at worms.

A man stares at happy chocolate chips on a table.

Taking a relaxing nap on the back of a mutant insect.

A gay shark confronts a lonely fish that is indebted to him.

A green bicycle with a basket.

Doodle or Die

Even though he had discovered something wonderful, a light, he could not share this light with his brothers, for its discovery was sinful.

A cardboard box man with one green eye staring at you.

The devil always has time for disco, even when he's stomping the life out of an innocent soul.

A pigman with brown hair stares into your soul with his blank, empty eyes.

A yellow-skinned man is seen on a TV screen that is driving down the road.

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