Once upon a time a lowly fisherman was standing in the ocean in the dead of night. He stared gloomily at his reflection when suddenly...
An alien discovering chicken nuggets
two birds are going to share a joint
NEW CHAIN
Someone's fish died after three years.
The "TOIO" (2 legged creature with a fat head)poops pink and is next to a box that says "Pab" on it...there is a toilet, and an audience
fat king naked
blonde female saying who
Red ghost saying "HUUUURP l TU toe" to a black toe. then the toe replies "BIBIBITY"
Barney has blood and milk.
A hotdog buries an axe in the neck of a banana
geisha thinking about my boobs are so damn fu***** big
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