A steel apple, forged from a blacksmith who forgot what his job was. Yeah, I get it, it's idiotic but draw it.

Panda with heart-shaped nipples, a red bow on its neck, and crazy abs says, "What have I done?!" and "I don't even..." I want to marry it.

Demon vampire hanger on acid makes farts colored blue, black, and gray. I think I have nightmares now. Imma go slit muh wrists, okay?

A farting derpzilla comes to Idiotville to derp all of le buildingz to le deth.

Anime lady with a default ROBLOX face is scared of looking at air.

The holy piece of pie grants you the power of Charlie Sheen, making your voice sound unnecessarily epic. People also get deaf from it.

A lady uses her demonic tongue to drink blue juice while a blue dot floats right next to her, thinking "Ohai!".