inappropriate child mascot looks like genitalia. The internet fights back

Confused human boy sees future as a mime in what he thinks a dream. Earlier that day his mom put the illicit drug of LSD in his baby bottle

vampire with curly hair urinates on a dictator from an eastern European country. Each involved seems to enjoy it

Arriving home from work early, Mr Carrot finds his wife in bed with another vegetable. Many months later a vegetable abomination is born

upvote or downvote? I really don't give a shit, in fact please downvote this into oblivion, and you'll see how little I care tough guy

Squidword exercises and gets strange huge muscles (namely like a six pack of the forehead)

A team of Jews utterly dominating the hit tv show Jeopardy. The show goes bankrupt because they cant pay out what they won

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A solitary albino alpaca, on a desert hardpan. He's scanning the desolate horizon for marauding sasquatches

An female angel descends from the sky. A man is pissing on a crab at the beach. She seems to like what she sees

A delicious looking beer in a stein glass. Its called Shilelagh Mood

TechnoViking overcomes his fear of rubberbands. He is flexing his muscles very hard & victoriously

I said draw an albino alpaca, on a desert hardpan. He's scanning the desolate horizon for marauding sasquatches

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