Ken is apparently really depressed and suicidal.
Someone called for swag but dialed the wrong number.
So I hear you hate mudkips....
Lookin' Good Raiden.
Express your inner child on the canvas.
Your favorite mech of all time.
Noo Kanji, NOOOO!
Mecha Bowser
Oooh no I got blackpocks!
A fairy driving his sedan is pretty sure he should take a left.
The Two-Fisted Protein Junkie; Akihiko Sanada!
Metal GEEEEAAAAARRR~!