The stars at night are dull and dim whenever they have to shine over dumb ol' stupid Texas!

Invitation to Barack Obama's inauguration party. Intro line is, "Kick it with Barry O!"

No footballs, no MasterCaru, no Dervice.

The devil ripped off Kermit's head, and is now raising it proudly in order to show his fans.

A dragon underwater, trying to save a man in a cage.

Doodle or Die

Pacman and his homosexual affairs.

Why is there always a picture of a giant "NO" in every single chain!? You people suck!

Hey baby, how about you come give Granny a big kiss!

An award winning novel by Fyodor Dostoevsky...he's most proud of the cover that he came up with all by himself!

Ginger with red talons floating in a black pond.

An ice cube resting on a man's ass tries not to melt, but is unable to prevent the inevitable. Man yells, "Uncool!" and makes the ice sad.

A metroid throwing up on Roy, from Fire Emblem.

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