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Big Bird in the morning.

Man dressed in yellow Bruce Lee track suit flying kicks a mean mugger holding him at gunpoint.

MAFIA ATTACK! Death by pencil impalement! AAAAAAAH

A woman enters her office. Wall sized window is broken. She is happily surprised by a red spoon and birthday giftcard attached to the window

Angry man says No, kneeling over box of Corn Flakes, stabbing it with a chef's knife. An observer looks down angrily and says "Freak".

Man holding wine glass and smiling girl with blonde ponytail and purple top relax in stone jacuzzi. Man: "Nice water, huh?" Girl: "Totally"

I accuse YOU, Dr. Cat!

As he falls to the floor, a panicked tomato cries out -"SAVE ME!"

Close up of a table. On top of the table is a lit cigarette and an ashtray. The ashtray has four stuffed olives on top of it.

A helpful friend happily allows his buddy to practice wall jumps off of his chest. Success!

Goku and Sonic are chasing a blue Chaos Emerald. Sonic is Super, Goku is not. Sonic is ahead by about a yard. Both look strained ( > < )

Scumbag Steve asks God to smoke with him. God says "No."

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