My name is Barry Allen, and I am the fastest man alive. To the outside world, I'm an ordinary forensic scientist, but secretly, with the

a buffet of anime

my stepmom when she found out i drank her booze

my burps are alive

doodle or die, ice cube edition

my index goes super saiyan

illuminati crossing, drive slowly

blue fly in a blizzard storm

mfw doodleordie server is down

it was the lemon people who crucified Jesus

it's raining tomatoes and strawberries!

classic adidas tracksuit-wearing blyat brother sippin on dat detergent vodka