king dedede and the N.M.E. salesman broadcast an ad reading for raid shadow legends on DDDTV

Vorco, a local police officer, asks basinga what is causing a bunch of red substance to leak out of his closet

"watch me swooce right in!" but with anton from antonball

What happens when you deny that noodles are the best no doubt can't deny tastes better than water but don't ask me why

redditor reports on murders but is flustered because the interviewer is a female and he's trying to figure out how to get her to date him

toadette becomes dummy thicc + also gets big boobs (side note why do people say toadette is thicc in canon when it's literally only fanart)

Captain Goomba considers committing tax fraud while eating a breadstick with his friends Captain Shyguy, Captain Boo, and Captain Koopa

big boobed dragon humanoid realizes that everyone only likes them for their boobs and/or massive feet

Engineer TF2 meets Newton from little big planet

Todd howard shows to you the one singular copy of skyrim 2, but todd howard seems kind of suspicious about it, like he's hiding something

Doom Slayer goes shopping for a bowl of frosted flakes cereal, but when he goes to grab the box, the anime girl from benbo quest grabs it

sex is outlawed