The worst show on television featuring the worst actor on television, beloved by hipsters the world around

Dave thinks he's so awesome because he dressed like Shrek

GIVE ME SHARK TITS AND SHREK

The giving tree

The emblem of the greatest empire that has ever existed

Sollux watching Shrek

Uguu~ shrek-sempai you make me blushuu

Nic Cage is Shrek

Spiderman terrifies shrek

OH bother, shrek is coming to kill me

Shrek tries on his new purple shirt, it fights quite well and loks very sexy on him. He gives you a seductive stare.

I'm sorry that im on my period says the baby