When whale farts ignite.

Wil Wheaton clubbing seals.

A brown wolf contemplates the deeper meaning behind a burger with fries.

A bow legged heart pays a shady looking bald man who dwells behind a lemonade stall some money for some photos of lady hearts.

A man with no face asks a blue blob with a face "Sup?". The blob looks sad. I guess he's feeling a little blue.

An iPhone has lots of apps on. Thankfully one of them is a Doodle or Die app! Sweet!

A red ant man is assailed by two titanic red flying waffles of presumably Communist flavoured death.

A headless red man about three inches tall attempts to woo the dead tortoise he's stood upon with the power of dance.

A cowboy with a sweet hat is harassed by a levitating hacksaw.

A ridiculously thin man with a ball for a head, sits down and treats himself to the first meal of his entire lifetime.

...though cowards flinch and traitors sneer, we'll keep the red flag flying here!

I feel the same way.