Three little turnip people safely parachute off of a cliff only to realize that they are floating down to their tasty demise.

New Chain

This garden gnome is on fire...somebody halp !

Gumball machine and vacuum cleaner, all in one. Only for three easy payments of 29.99, get yours while supplies lasts.

"There are no dumb questions" is a lie !

Honey badger don't care !

Oh no, the Earth is starting to dissolve into outer space. Quick, to the bunker !

Man exuberantly kissing an egg.

Baby dinosaur made of cactus yells at a real cactus for being an imposter !

Mandark, Dexter's arch-nemesis.

King Worm's heart beats strong.

The Holy Dorito Pyramid

Dracula and his diarrhea stain go for a stroll in the city.

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