The noodles are unhappy to see eachother. "Fuck no!" they cry in unison.

A cartoonish boy in purple shorts holds a duck in one hand and elbows a unicorn-dinosaur's smiling blue erection.

The world has been bitten by a 3-legged blind orange creature. They now float in blank space--the earth in the creatures mouth.

People bullying a ghost.

A man has a nightmare about a T-rex as he lounges in the park.

Kyle screams in pain.

An american rocket ship launches from the rocket station in the snowy antartic.

The banana gets his feet massaged by an alcoholic female pie.

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There is absolutely nothing that can stop the man from getting that pie. Nothing at all.

A high drooling man has just been rejected by his only love, Boobles.

A deformed man being attacked in the face by a red sperm. He can't spell.

A punk rock penguin.

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