Martians learning english in a classroom.

Doodle or Die

literal asshole and it's friend greeting eachother.

"Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?"

Yer just a nervous rock.

Doodle or Die

Hotdog and ear of corn lying to a fried egg

Doodle or Die

Luigi explaining his gross medical condition to Daisy

A grey bald guy and his friend with a tree for a head, and they're both sad.

Officer Buttocks hands out candy

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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