A man finally got to the end of the rainbow after years of trying. He found this.

A jolly cow. They hired him as the spokes person for Milk Co., but he can't talk. Milk Co. went bankrupt two weeks later.

A penis rocket leaving a planet. It finally gets to go home. In celebration, the astronauts drink space alcohol, then get pulled over.

An angry Asian father yells at his son, who is a number, for getting a bad grade on a test. He then tells him he is adopted.

Trick-or-treating at a Zombie's house. The kids don't like his candy, and the dentist's son isn't allowed to eat it. It's bad for his teeth.

A woman who just retired got run over by a trash truck. All her life savings went to her children.

Russell Brand is opposed to Rick Perry being president. He attempts to run against him 4 years later, but loses.

A man is visibly upset. His friend comes over to him. He asks if he wants to talk about something that's going on. This is his answer.

A bird that ate mail vomits it up to feed its babies.

The grass was to long, so someone didn't read it.

Lollipapa floats through space. He is lost and wants his family back. They were kidnapped by aliens. He has no guns.

A cherry flavored Popsicle. No one wants to eat it.