A blue bordered piece of paper with "Who?" written on it with lines of ketchup and mustard under it.

Down Arrow Syndrome Fuck

Bongo Bongo wants to play video games with you.

A man with a purple beret on his head introduces you to his friend, the red letter P. P is very happy to see you.

Red Dragon is mad nigguh, and he's shooting flames at the corner of the screen.

Clank doesn't give a shit about your planet.