god damn it why did i have to sit next to the terrorist

use your fuckin imagination then

you are challenged by youngster joey!

after all, jesus rode dragons didnt he

olive garden lady grates cheese on my salad and asks me to say "when". i never say when, parmesan fills the room, no one survives.

kawaii butts

pikachu accidentally turned ash into a pile of...well...ash

hello kitty frolicking in a field of THE SEVERED HEADS OF HER ENEMIES

ah, jellyfish fields

a blonde bitch pukes up blood, causing a glasses nerd to completely piss his pants

a guy about to hit a guitar with some twigs

skrillex says "love me" to a girl and she says no