I CHOOSE YOU! EAR-CHU! Ear-chu used semen, its super effective!

A naked orange person fights for his country's freedom... he also fights for jelly beans

Jackie chan has too much lipstick on

A blue grasshopper is nommin on some grass

Moms spaghetti on my sweater already, knees weak moms spaghettit, my sweaty sweater has spaghetti on it already. spaghetti.

A sad snake being picked up

Back to the future of reddit, directed by fag

MY NIPPLES ARE ON MY SHOULDERS

Mr. T in a racing track-suit describing how lingerie should look like.

The surprised zombie just wants a hug

A clearly dead pumpkin... or is it an orange... either way it is happy. and dead

The horse realizes his dad was made into glue... a moment of silence )':