A rodent officer of some sort. I'm sure he's from a movie or something. He has a green suit, white gloves, a utility belt, and a gun.

Captain Falcon saying "Show me your moves"

Bored blue dinosaur with red spikes.

Ecstatic stick figure looking towards the sky, mouth agape, as yellow swirls of color with random red dots fall around him.

A pickle with an angry face. Brown letters announce "Shit pickle."

Half the image is blue (water maybe) a yellow blob is lying face down on a thick black platform of sorts. An arrow saying OEO points at him.

A red Satan facing away from you urinating a powerful stream of urine. It's like so much pee. A fucking waterfall of piss.

A blond haired girl with rectangle glasses demands shoes. She has on a black shirt with pink lettering that says "BETCH"

That retarded hunting dude from South Park. He is dancing and throwing presents dressed in Santa bikini and hat. And he dropped his dignity.

A giant pink blob handing a elliptical shaped spaceship to a tiny stick man, telling him "Hey Dude, throw this" The tiny stick man says "K."

A green hatted man (Luigi?) calls a red hatted man (Mario?) a dick. The red hatted man just 'lols' at him.

A face with an exhausted expression yelling "Bap" towards the sky. His fists are curled and he holds them high.