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A man's nose. A rope is tied at the head.

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Breaking Bad's friendly brother, Fixing Good.

Ginger that is shaped like a Y, but could also be a piece of poo splitting into two.

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A front view of pacman with his evil twin.

Your typical American man.

SKUNK DOCTOR. I THINK THAT'S A SKUNK.

A whoopie cushion has been given life.

A man punching his computer screen. He's mad because he doesn't have a keyboard and mouse to enjoy his internet surfing to the fullest.

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