A Christmas tree that wished it was an eternal being.

A raging faggot emo that tries to impersonate and simultaneously change the lyrics of Robyn songs.

The inexorable question that only chaos red chaotically applied can result in.

As the light shined on me, I felt indescribable happiness.

A dinosaur with a cool feather hat thinks he looks cool when he shoots kids at Columbine.

A pile of dinosaur shit, with bad smell coming from it. Flies are feasting on it.

All of us are family.

A very pissed off Bill Hicks screaming at his audience how infinitely retarded they all are. Bill Clinton sings "Imagine" in the background.

Retarded chicken talks complete nonsense, albeit intelligible words in and of themselves.

A guy jerking off to a dancing cat on his garden fences.

A baked mushrooms cookie that is far from describable as being entirely symmetrical.

A broken man is standing before a green miniature version of a pyramid and cries, while being enigmatic in his posture.