Mystery of the Old Man in the hood screaming wildly.

A wapanese man with a mustache tries his hardest to hold onto his dream whilst an evil man tells him it will never be achieved. Suckstosuck.

Sonichu poops a banana out of his benis.

A spinning man is thrown into a wall until he is nothing more than a speck of gore.

Only green shit and yellow berets are in Mexico.

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The young space marine looked into the fox's eyes. "B-baka, you didn't have to do a thing like that! I <3 u 2 much already!" Hot sex ensues.

A member of a south american nation that doesn't speak spanish.

New Chain

A burly shark man with large, thick claspers erect rises out of the sea. As the water drips down his smooth scales, he asks anon a question.

The greedy, fat, gluttonous, yellow jew caused 911.

Shark dicks with big muscley pecs.

Oh God, that female FUCKING GAMESTOP clerk just turned into spiderzombie or some shit. Oh no, not the spaghetti. Shit.

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