you have to get over your fear of hacksaws. just because you amputated your own leg doesn't mean they're inherently dangerous. see? harmless

my dad shoots blue wave blasts from his gigantic afro

Doodle or Die

meanass robot gettin ready to claw your face off

the hamburger enjoyed its life as a duck only briefly before the wizard's spell wore off

macfag buys overpriced minecraft and gets a steaming gray boner

son I have captured a human in my ice block. pity the human because we superbeings rule the world with our ice powers

Your bravery is now 10. You can do it. Believe in me who believes in you.

it was all an elaborate ruse :D

a trumpet peeks out from behind a mass of icicles and is then shot with pink laserblasts

satan compliments a cool dog on how cool he is (very). the dog WOOFs in response

HUNGY booK. on sale for only one yellow X

sick fuck with a bigass hat dances zombie anthropomorphic animals with brainstrings like marionettes

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