"Wat am I going to do now?" solemnly asked the snail from Blue's Clues, who is currently unemployed and has a baby on the way.

I got so excited about chemical bonding that I accidentally pissed on my chemistry book.

Ninja enjoys My Little Ponies

Starfish is enthralled by the cigarette-flag

Mold is growing on an elephant.

Three deformed people reach the end of life.

Foxy fox divulges his bestiality urges, confirming the feeling that there was something 'alternative' about him.

Regina went to a rave last night and now all she can she is orange lasers.

BMO hates Xbox and phonographs.

Yourself, in the 1800's.

Lesbian caterpillar is confused by you.

Lawnmower finally gets the "in" he's been waiting for.