Genji did Pearl Harbour

Lucio's mixtape melts D.va's mech

A retarded, drunken McCree attempts to coupulate with Snowball

Junkrat does marijuana

the Omnic Holocaust, led by Meidolf Hitler.

Ana accidentally kills Winston by 'putting him to sleep' with a sleep dart filled with lethal dog vaccines.

Widowmaker is actually an alien from the planet Uranus-C96-E

Mercy works at Auschwitz

Paraplegic Tracer

Hanzo and Zenyatta discover Genji's Hentai stash

D.Va cries watching Saving Private Ryan with Soldier 76

Anime McCree and Horse Reaper fall in love