Oh my god, like seriously

Muffins?

R63 Fancypants

Who stole the cookie in the cookie jar?

GODDAMMIT SWEETIE BELLE! YOU'RE SUCH A DISAPPOINMENT!

Blackness

A dad about to kill his son with a gun.

Teddy bear massacre

There's an egg.

The good news and the bad news

These grapes are so depressing

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