Raichu

the blonde wench drinketh much beer

I can't read that.

A rather hypnotic exclamation of mirth.

Gay vikings in a field of flowers. Bonus points if it's Baynton and Willbond.

Fairylights

I don't know

How about some texting and scones?

Captain Slow

You. Apparently.

Lost dalek

A Dalek is confused by cake