AN everlasting gobstopper

A man couldn't get his christmas fax

A man is staring down his own reflection at the bathroom sink while a girl (possibly a recent hooker) thinks about life while in the tub.

A man and his fox aide gives a speach to a gaggle of geese and one particularly shiny turtle who is able to reflect the sun, moon, and stars

A smurf decked out like the phantom of the opera, a green haired stick figure, and a heavily censored nekkid chick walk into a bar.

Gingers are apparently better than people without hair at all.

A sad crying clown in an iron lung.

Two brown meteors descend upon a pink island

The lemon island demands souls for the soul tree upon it

The earth itself has become a tumblrite shouting lolsorandumbXD! things.

Jotaro Joestar knows what you did.

This palm tree loves anarchy