the monopoly guy is so rich even his moneybag gets to wear a hat.

A woman in a red dress and hat is possessed and the evil spirit "Abizhu" is redirecting itself through the air, and it wants "Chester" next.

A man with a misshapen head finds out that his second wife is cheating on him, he has ass cancer, and his mother just died in a fire.

hello is gettin all fan-say

two asians want to touch the sunset

why isn't the ice melting when there's a fire inside the igloo...?

WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? SELLIN' CHOCOLATE? I REMEMBER WHEN THEY FIRST SOLD CHOCOLATE. I ALWAYS HATED IT.

a man with no mouth daydreams of a time when he was better looking, and hella dapper \m/

harry potter makes friends with a friendly toilet

handerpants. they're underpants for your hands!

Batman wants his goddamn caesar salad back. You best be givin' it back, man.

WOAH MAN, IS THAT A TUMBLR FED EX TRUCK?! MATHEMATICAL!