DAMMIT SONIC! QUIT EJACULATING ON MY PIZZA!

Your definition of sexy.

I love ponies, bananas, dicks, Homestuck, wizards, anything kawaii, Naruto, Adventure Time, Mario, Dolan, Gooby, Santa, and sharktits.

I don't know what you're saying, but I honestly don't care, hot stuff.

A cross-dressing French-man is totally gansta.

Draw yourself baby, and pass it on! Oh yeah!

A woman is frightened when a man's house punches through her birthday cake.

"Da fuk is this?" exclaims a skeleton at a titty bar.

A parasitic fungus erupts out of Tail's head, much to Sonic's horror.

Engie is a little woozy from the sedatives and has undressed himself and is screaming about cream gravy.

Spy is smoking butts.

Oh no! My clothes have mysteriously gone missing? What shall we do now, mein schatz?