A gentlemanly earthworm bits you "Good Evening"

Hello and welcome to your new job as a security guard. Don't worry about those mascot robots. They absolutely DO NOT move on their own.

Spock is orange. He also has cool shades. His arms are orange and wavy, yet have claws.

Blue Moon. You saw me standing alone. Without a dream in my heart. Without a love of my own.

The US was FRAMED!

The King of the Cosmos

The Big Book of 101 "Yo Mama" Jokes

Car Crash. Rest In Peace.

100% Orange Juice

Banji-Kazooie

Harvest Moon

Spookyyyyyyy... skelytom head (with crossbones)