onichan written over some purple pigtailed downs syndrom looking motherfucker.

Basketball isn't just about money and white chicks, it's about the slams and jams. Do you hear me... dog?

Doodle or Die

I've lost control of my life.

AXE BUTT! HAAAAAAAAA! (3 episodes later) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! This is my true power.

"Oi it's ten bong!" Big Ben remarks as it sits without the rest of the building it's supposed to be attached to.

Mexican millipede attempts to cross the border, telling the guard it's not a cockroach.

Grapes the dog

Doodle or Die

Jesus flies away on a way cool raptor with wings. A rainbow is what propels it through the sky. Thanks, Dad.

You know you've smoked too much weed when your arms turn green, your legs turn into blue tentacles, and you look like a generic anime kid.

Marvel's egocentric douchebag of the year.

Oh man... prisms.. on black backrounds! WITH RAINBOWS COMING OUT OF THEM! OH MAN! OH GOD! OH MAN! OH GOD! OH MAN! OH GOD! OH MAN! pink floyd

Doodle or Die

Invisible ninja holds a surikan while standing on a fanta sea.

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