Neither the jellyfish nor the shark-headed toddler are interested in intercourse this afternoon.

My love-covered pussy is sleeping on a purple pillow

This rude dog-monkey is going to wake Garfield up from his nap.

Two bros debate which one of them pooped on the ground. But wait...romance is in the air <3

Rocket-Powered snail is going to win the race!

A man masturbating with the bisected back end of a fish while the front end is on the ground, waching in terror and agony.

The raven CAWS at midnight...

a squirrel looks down somberly at his sword tainted with the blood of his enemies.

Doodle or Die

Kim Jong Il in Cyndaquil forme.

Oh no! Somebody spilled the angsty ketchup!!!

a bald man with a hairy butt if farting :(

short-haired girl with a sheepish grin glances to the right while smoking.

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