"BItCH" The stickman yelled, while he was wearing his butterfly costume.

A sheriff is peeing from the back of his right knee, while doing a really awkward karate kick.

We're no strangers to love.

A policecar consists of three floors, and for some reason has a normal housedoor instead of a cardoor

the white elephant loves to keep a somewhat small pink shark I guess in his trunk, yeah that about covers it.

You are the sunshine in my heart.

A communist big lady is so fat she has two bums

The entire plot of Hangover 2 explained in one picture.

zombies are okay with making pancakes

a green ooze getting told

a stylish black cowboy with a brilliant moustache

An old man with long har, wants to know what you want on burger king

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