An annoyed and tired looking person says "What? Speak clearly, I don't speak Homestuck". I can relate.

Guy in a DNA-themed bodysuit has four balloons

KIMBA THE WHITE LION. MUCH BETTER THAN LION KING.

Pinocchio hands you a grey book with him dressed in assassin's robes on it. There are two words on it: "Street", and one I can't read.

"The Scream", but with Kirby

T. rex stabs a girl through her open mouth

Tingle is angry at a girl named Wendy for rejecting him

Red mutilated stick figure

Lady looks at angry purple dragon bird with blue eyes

"U Are A NOOB", says the person who looks like a noob themselves.

A flower made of a blood orange slice and three fruit gushers

Stereotypical grey style of alien