AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT EYE IS SO WELL-DRAWN. And the iris is a pleasing amber hue, and the eyelashes are so full!

secure link tells zelda it's gay

Dog waits happily for its master to return, not knowing the house was sold. The sun watches knowingly, with sunglasses.

Man in a nonspecific Ninja Turtle mask projectile vomits upon contact with sunlight.

Sheet-flipping, the pastime of immature young schoolghosts. Some find it funny, some titillating... but to the victim, so embarrassing.

The blue, fin-eared ghost smirks mischievously. It's 66 o'clock, time for a haunting!

Some phrases cannot be made polite just by adding "please" and "thank you"

The fattest pigeon

rainbow unicorn barfing rainbows

The furfandom

When a creeper catches you coming out of the shower

Admiring my collection of one-winged bees.