Doodle or Die

The best way to show you love her is to show her your cock

Doodle or Die

Neil Patrick Harris holding a balloon with a shit-eating grin

Doodle or Die

A shitty effortless drawing.

Doodle or Die

Lobotomized by a cookie wizard

Doodle or Die

A man resigns himself to a life of poverty

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We won't ever post to your Twitter or Facebook and we won't spam your friends. That's what the jerks do, and we're not jerks.

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