oh god so apparently you cannot buy GIAV. oh no my wife will be so upset and I only have one arm to please her with!she's gonna be SO pissed

loud sex angers the neighbours, houses connected by brown blue and green liquids. they have a capmoo and theyre not afraid to use it.STOP IT

a dirty lightbulb desperately wants a boyfriend

Doodle or Die

homosexual canines seem to trigger Michael's autism

in a world of giant black hands, timothy's mother decided that homeschooling was the best option.

samurai john couldn't wait to ride that cobra into town, and gain his adoptive mother's approval

the monopoly man's violent struggle with alcoholism only worsens with the loss of his intestines and lower body.

bunnies so cute your head ASPLODES

the joker as a toddler, just after he got those scars

stranded black man learns to sing and read music on a raft in the ocean with a black toilet

kenny the regretful pink bird flies away from his nest as it is violently taken over by a rainbow

New Chain

a self-conscious flamingo yearns to be a biochemist

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