A lesbian alien revs up the chainsaw to kill a skeleton smoking a cigar

A man who isn't gay, but Fabulous, stabs a dog in the back. (Like wtf)

The homosexual devil claims that Asian people are gay.

An elf from New York.

And orange smiley face says 'YUM' in a rippling pool of water

The alien detective deduces the temperature.

Doodle or Die

The bear nervously checks to see if he has enough change for the Hunny as he rings it through the till.

Screw you!

Hawaii suffers a tragic volcanic eruption, and its citizens laugh at its tremendous power.

Dovahkiin plays a drumset.

Green nipple monster demands tells you that you know what she wants. But dont draw it

The candy corn demon horned man pulls a 32 week all nighter and then regrets his decision on the 245th day

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